The Break-Up

20nothing.com has quit this bitch and moved on. Just like Brad did to Jennifer.
It has been fun wordpress.com. It’s not you. It’s me.
Ironically, it is my longest relationship yet.
But never fear – just like a hangover, 20nothing isn’t going away. To keep viewing, please skip on over to www.20nothing.com and read all about my one [...]

Already in La La Land

It seems amazing to me that some airplane staff are able to restore complete confidence and safely get a metal tube from Point A to Point B within a matter of hours and only a few food poisoning casualties. And yet the staff on the ground are essentially functioning retards who couldnt get a bird [...]

The Result Of The Demi Moore Revolution*

I have zero tolerance for boring conversation unless I will be rewarded with great sex, so my apprehensions about going to dinner with my cousin were warranted.
 
I knew I was in for a night of horrible banter. And any sex I demanded would have called for a major lifestyle adjustment.
 
“There is so much [...]

Catch Me If You Can

I have the dream diet of a five-year-old child.
When I graduated from my first degree, I celebrated with a glass (read: bottle) of Moet and a giant lollypop while my family and friends nibbled on cheese that I can’t even pronounce, let alone digest.
I don’t eat anything from the middle of the Nutritional Pyramid. [...]

I [Don't] Want You!

My UK visa has officially been denied. How accustomed I have come to being rejected by one man has not prepared me for the utter devastation of being rejected by seventy million.
British immigration didn’t even have the decency to lie, “Its not you, its me.”
 
However, the same insecurities arise when faced with isolation [...]

the battle

My father has always given me good advice: “Never mix business and emotion”;
“beauty is only skin deep. But ugly is to the bone”;
and, quite poignantly, “it doesn’t matter if you win or lose…. until you lose.”
Winning and losing is a big part of the world we live in. We are a nation obsessed with sport [...]

MEcroeconomics

The band everclear always said that life would be wonderful. They lied.
Let’s face it, the ice caps are melting, the sub prime market means that people aren’t madly spending like they used to and Heidi and Spencer are classed as celebrities. Life is not wonderful.
I’ve always felt that someone saying to me “Just keep smiling, [...]

The Day I Saved Myself

When I was little, I kept a diary. If I wanted to – and if I was organized – I could theoretically read about my thoughts as a twelve-year-old girl. Luckily, due to my ability to misplace everything – including my dignity – I will not be reading about my tween years any time soon. [...]

Best Actress In A Drama, Comedy And Musical

These are the days of our lives. We are the bold and the beautiful, the young and the restless. We are all having sex in the city, want an entourage and usually end up sitting on a one tree hill. I call the Gold Coast The G.C and the connotation is no [...]

age of reckoning

last night i went to a house warming for a friend who i went to school with.
she’s about 4 months older than i am and seems to have it all sorted out. she has the doctor boyfriend, the house, the mortgage, the puppy (who’s freakin adorable, but that’s another story) and the pathway towards becoming [...]