The top nineteen reasons why I am considering sleeping with a nineteen you old, purely to distract myself for three weeks:
I am bored.
The Johnny (aka The Teen) provides brilliant writing material. And I am a sucker for stories that start with, “And then [...]
This Saturday, I was supposed to do some community service (not court ordered) and work at the local election. At five o’clock on Friday afternoon, I was invited to go to Sydney to see the Jack Johnson concert.
I voted “no” on Election Day.
I needed to leave the GC. I needed to leave since [...]
