home video

with sall talking about how the increase in communication methods has hindered the modern relationship (…. or then again maybe it hasn’t) i found this story quite amusing.
Phone “porno” nets probation
i can hear the girls now “he didn’t call me, but he did send a video of us getting busy to all my friends” i [...]

reverse tourism

now i don’t have anything against byron. i kinda love it. really. i’ve been there like 3 times in the last 3 months. but last time i decided to head out to a nightclub in the little coastal town that has exploded with tourism. i won’t be doing that again anytime soon. i’ll stick to [...]

Hunting And [Inbox] Gathering

There is a cliché of girls sitting by the phone. Did the girls of yesteryear sit by the mailbox? And the ones before them just stare at the chimneys outside waiting for smoke signals?
It is called an Old Wives Tale for a reason, and I bet the concept of birds excrementing on you means good [...]

your anger is important to us.

hell hath no fury like a customer on the phone to a telecoms company.
today was the 4th time in two weeks that i had called my internet provider. i love their service when it works. i love that their support desk is open 24 hours a day. i don’t love that said support desk needs [...]

When I Grow Up…

When I was a child (when!), I would pretend that I was an adult. After I turned six, I threw away my dolls as I already had the intuition that “Mums And Dads” was not for me.
I started playing “teachers” or “lawyers” , or when I was really bored, “accountants”. All jobs that as [...]

revamp

it’s been six months and around sixty thousand bourbons since an update and frankly, we’re very very disappointed in ourselves, so disappointed that we had to go and punish ourselves with months of arduous partying.
but we’re back with a new look! just like madonna reinvents herself every now and again, so do we – but [...]